Dear Mother In Law

This is for you. All the times you grumbled in the corner, from around the bend, always beneath the clouds...'bush went to war because hussien tried to kill his daddy'...then later in the same vein...'bush is an idiot, cheney runs the government'. Well, which is it? You cannot have it both ways, cannot have the cake and eat it too. either bush made the decision or he didnt. you argue that he made the decision and that he didnt. man hating such as this knows no logic. help me spock.

It it wonderful how you, with a high school education, pass intellectual judgment on a person who earned an MBA. Granted, he isn't the best orator in the world, nor is he the most intelligent. But, that MBA was not purchased, no matter how often you wish it was. Make fun of him all you want, with your eeyore-esque mumblings, from the comfy confines of your crocks and flannel reality. You are just an unhappy person and a man hater.

Time Lady

I miss the time lady. When I called her, she was with me, and I was smiling. Now she is gone, thanks to devil bush and his toady or puppeteer, depending on if your variety of man hating goes to the hee haw or the father figure variety, cheney. I think it was cheney, with his big hands. those big hands could not stand competition on the clock face of life, so the time lady's job was eliminated due to a dreaded bush tax cut. the wealthy dont get jobs as the time lady, so that makes sense to me. oh cheney, you can never tell time as well as the time lady, because any good clock has a big hand and a little hand, and your hands are both big.